This seemed like as good a place as any to archive some of my cartoons and written articles. So, here are a few of each. Oh, and if the scan quality on some of the images is poor, it's probably because the GW webmonkey did the scanning, and I later did the swiping. If the text is hard to read, well, it's because I hadn't quite learned to write yet.
Cartoons
MK Ultra – Beatdown in Aisle 3 – Originally appeared in Golden Words.
MK Ultra – Debatable Conclusion – Originally appeared in Golden Words, Volume 33, Issue 4.
MK Ultra – Run to the Hills – Originally appeared in Golden Words
MK Ultra – The Search For the Manchurian Candidate – Originally appeared in Golden Words, Volume 33, Issue 1.
Bipolar Joe – It's Not What You Know, It's Who You Know – Originally appeared in Golden Words.
Bipolar Joe – The D.I.Y Ethos (or Corporate Rock Still Sucks) – Originally appeared in Golden Words.
Bipolar Joe – Lithium Levity – Originally appeared in Golden Words
Bipolar Joe – Emancipation – Originally appeared in Golden Words
Bipolar Joe – Jihad – Originally appeared in Golden Words
Bipolar Joe – Retroactivity – Originally appeared in Golden Words
Bipolar Joe – Rara Canis – Originally appeared in Golden Words
Bipolar Joe – Flyer Ire – Originally appeared in Golden Words
Bipolar Joe – Daily Negation – Originally appeared in Golden Words
Bipolar Joe – Old Foes – Originally appeared in Golden Words
Bipolar Joe – Mortality – Originally appeared in Golden Words
Bipolar Joe – The Metaphysics of Laundry – Originally appeared in Golden Words
Bipolar Joe – Eternity – Originally appeared in Golden Words
Bipolar Joe – Mind Over Matter – Originally appeared in Golden Words
Blasphemy Corner
Blasphemy Corner – Originally appeared in Golden Words,Volume 33, Issue 2.
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Slylock Fox Comics For Frozen Kids – Originally appeared in Golden Words.
Sociopathic Behaviour 101 #1 – Originally appeared in Golden Words, Volume 33, Issue 2.
Killing Time – Originally appeared in Golden Words.
Serial Killer Car Dealership – Previously unpublished.
The New Yorker Cartoon – Previously unpublished.
The Cosby Kids – Posted to the bad_craziness e-group Jan 30, 2001.
Words
More Celebrity Rumours So Bizarre They Must Be True!
Celebrity Rumours So Bizarre They Must Be True!
More Two Fisted Tales of Generosity – Originally posted in the bad_craziness e-group, March 22, 2001
I Am So Sorry We Led Your Son To Christ – Appeared in Good Magazine, March 16, 2001.
Dream Journal – Parts previously posted to bad_craziness e-group.
Al Was Gone, Too – Appeared in Good Magazine, February 7, 2001.
Things I Misperceived on Nov. 20, 2000 – Originally posted in the bad_craziness e-group, November 13, 2000.
A Bad Day At Work – Originally posted in the bad_craziness e-group, November 13, 2000.
Commonly Misheard Lyrics (as Misinterpreted by Workaholic Lawyers Specializing in Canadian Copyright Law) – Appeared in Good Magazine, January 20, 2001.
Aphorisms Extended: A Travelogue – Originally appeared in Good Magazine, November 1, 2000.
I'm Sticking With You – Originally appeared in Good Magazine, September 20, 2000.
Dreams of Markennium: Five Short Tales About Mark Kingwell – Originally appeared in Good Magazine, August 15, 2000, and mentioned in the National Post and Broken Pencil.
An Interview with Pat Mastroianni – Originally appeared in Good Magazine, August 10, 2000.
Two Fisted Tales of Generosity – Originally appeared in Good Magazine, July 26, 2000.
The Other Side of the Coin – A Reply – Made July 14, 2000.
The Ribald E-Mail Joke – A Critical Review – Critiqued June 25, 2000.
My Letter to NOW Magazine – Published May 25, 2000
Profiles in Charity – Presented here for the first time.
A Letter From TSN Audience Relations – Received January 6, 1999.
Music News Of The World – Originally excerpted in Golden Words.
Whither Keanu? – Practically computer generated, this was intended as a Golden Words article, but I kept putting off submitting it due to its somewhat formulaic nature.
How To Write a Dennis Miller Comedy Routine In Just Five Minutes! – Originally appeared in Golden Words.
The French: A Cross-Cultural Analysis – Originally appeared in Golden Words.
Cunning Exam Gambits For The Desperate Student – Originally appeared in Golden Words.